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Q1? Are Vola-Vons a Gateway Buffet
Appetiser to Harder Starter Food Produce?
A1. Excellent question. I do believe that it is
mainly the genetic make-up of an individual that is the main cause for the descent into which you refer, however other factors
are at work. Peer pressure is all I have room to name. EG, at a party last week I entered the gents to hear a rustling noise
coming from within a closed cubicle door. As I opened the door I witnessed 3 men, equally dividing a ham,cheese and pineapple quiche
between them! And only yesterday, I noticed a suspicious adolescent distributing flan around the estate.
My advise
would be to stay clear or one day you will be craving a vegetable samosa so badly you will be outside Spar 5 hours before
opening time just to score!
Q2. Is Ewe on Facebook?
Yes, but I have a strict policy regarding
friend requests. So before you ask me ask yourself these questions.
1. Am i a female babe, horny
as hell, a total slut now mind, and can I whack up a mean bacon sandwich at halftime!! If no then f*** off!!!
Q3. Why are you not in Prison? Q4. Are Ewe JimboLoony321?
Search Your Feelings! No, I is not the Son
of Blod. He shall remain anonymous until the Clone Wars are at an end.
Q6. Women please stop asking me 'What is the secret to stop my skin ageing that is making
me resemble cottage cheese'?
F*** Oil of Ewelay, and all that moisturisng
nightime replenishement pore opening green shite. People are pointing and laughing at ewe in pubs mun. All you do is this.....Ring
up Simon Weston, the fucker ain't aged in 22 f***in years, for he obviously has the secret to the answer you wish I could
provide.
Q7? Do you know the what the meaning
of life is Mr Ball?
Q8. You are not gonna tell
me are you?
Q9. Go on then. Please?
NO.
Q10. You are a bit of a c*** aren't
you?
Q11. Do You Know That You Missed Out
Question 5?
Fuck Off!
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